pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

by Maddog May 23, 2004

Baffoon

A moron who has seen the definition of "bafoon" and thinks he is smart enough to spell it correctly, but still is too fucking stupid to look up how to spell it

Idiot: "wow people who can't spell baffoon are so stupid! like seriously, who would be that dumb?"
Smart person: "you fucking idiot..."

by kylorendud July 23, 2020

baffling

Shocking, appalling, straight up jaw dropping

It was baffling to see goody two shoes Susie dress like a skanky whore to school.

by slushxlush August 28, 2006

Bafflefuck

To be confused, you are bafflefucked

Ah, man this maths homework is bafflefuckingly hard

by totallyawesomedudeman June 14, 2010

baffergaggle

When you burp and accidently throw up a little in your mouth.

*burp* aww man, I just baffergaggled.

by jdm14885 January 10, 2012

Baffacade

To be infuriated by a baffling lack of understanding or situation.

You're inability to recall the simple procedures, baffacades me.

It is baffacading that you do not understand.

The students baffacade the teacher.

by Beastee May 16, 2019

biffle baffle

An argument, or extremely heated verbal or physical fight.

Joey: You really wanna go?!
Sam: Fuck you man!

Alex: Ooh! Joey and Sam are having a biffle baffle!

by BiffleBaffler December 13, 2013