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Bonafide7389 

A hopeless and morally corrupt user on the ESPN College Football message board who, though owned on a daily basis, continues to post as if he is superior to the rest of the world. He is now famous for "The Change." An event in which he pondered why Les Miles didn't take a delay of game and kick the chip shot FG with 1 second left in the game and no timeouts. He then proceeded to change the topic of the thread from "Why didn't they take the delay of game" to "GO GATORS" then to "Colt McCoy ZEROOOOOO Big 12 Titles."
Quote from Bonafide7389: Simpletons, why didn't LSU just take the delay of game? It would have still been a chip shot FG.
Bonafide7389 by hogsfan1101 November 22, 2009
Someone who has major sex appeal. You know you wanna tap them.
"Doesn't Brandon look Boinkable today?"
boinkable by Sexxymommas May 9, 2005
Man, she was looser than change...there was definitely some boinkage.
boinkage by swpark24 February 9, 2004
Some one who enjoys rough anal sex
I really enjoy a good Bolka
Bolka by ts1985 November 27, 2016
A mammal who ingests copious amounts of whiskey and Klonopin. May also be known to lock keys in car and/or forget where he is. Known to sleep on bathroom floors. Speech is ofter slurred and unintelligible. Can be used as an adjective.
Man I got so wasted last night, I pulled a Bonack and don't know where my car is or where I slept last night.
Bonack by crippus1 March 16, 2009

bonkable 

That girl there is bonkable!
Hey look! I guess she's pretty bonkable
bonkable by nicnicnic January 30, 2008