The Aztec King

The Aztec King- getting a blowjob on the toilet (blumpkin) while a neutral third party takes a shit in the toilet tank behind you (upper decker)

To prevent her legs from going numb while she blessed his blumpkin, Alice would drape her legs over Arnold's shoulders as she made the toilet tank offering to the Aztec King.

by K.S.Davidson November 20, 2019

Aztec mudslide

The diarrhea you get after eating a bad street taco.

Man that food last night gave me the Aztec mudslides

Please not there again! It gave me the aztec mudslides last time!

by Krisalmighty March 24, 2021

Alan Aztec

Alan Aztec or the ,,EGG,, is a hardbass creator

A: Alan Aztec? more like ALAN AZTEGG
B: Da

by Krytoxic April 07, 2021

Aztec Gold

Gold that can turn you into a unkillable skeleton monster from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean.

Elizabeth wore a piece of Aztec Gold around her neck.

by Kenshin1387 March 31, 2004

Aztec Warrior

n. slang for the male member peniscockdick, used by people of mexican descent

"bitch, lay down and get ready for my asztec warrior"

by Sr. Dick November 17, 2003

Aztec Warrior

Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.

Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)

by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

aztec stealth

A log of human waste that is so discreet, it is untracable. You do not need to wipe and it hides itself under the bowl so that no flushing is needed either.

Last time i took an aztec stealth, I helped the environment by saving 6 litres of water by not flushing.

by JEM August 16, 2004