Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
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Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.
I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.
by tsteele937 May 31, 2023
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autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing
“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory
by Mima is real March 19, 2023
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Autocorrect Slip

It's like a Freudian slip, but it's specifically when autocorrect changes what you typed to say something revealing or true.
*texting*
Person 1: Brant is so shifty.
Person 2: Shifty is a good way to describe him.
Person 1: Oh, did it autocorrect to shifty? I typed shitty... But he is shifty af.
Person 2: Hahaha autocorrect slip.
by DJradiotic February 7, 2020
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Autocorrect

Dirty-minded 13 year old that likes to change texts to either something sexual or something about death.
An example of autocorrect's effects
"Good news, grandma is homosexual!"
Uh...what?
"Homo hot lips"
"Hot tulips"
"I am getting fisted now"
by Wubbyzvat April 10, 2023
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