Freudian Autocorrect

When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.

Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."

by Disentropy April 27, 2020

Damn you autocorrect!

The exclamation you commonly make when the autocorrect feature in your phone maliciously decides to "correct" your text message spelling in the worst way possible.

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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!

by Trixtah December 4, 2010

Autocorrecting

When a friend or someone in your group keeps correcting everything you say.

When you are talking or telling a story and a person in your group keeps interrupting you and correcting everything that you say.

I’m tired of Sophia constantly autocorrecting me every time I make a grammar mistake.

If Liv autocorrects me one more time about some stupid detail when I’m telling a story I’m going to knock her silly.

by tsteele937 May 31, 2023

Autocorrect

A stupid AI bot who thinks it can finish your text but ends up ruining them or making for a weird text

FUCK AUTOCORRECT I want to say hey how r u doing not was 9/11 a inside job

by CEO.of.your.mom January 30, 2022

Verbal Autocorrect

When you accidentally say a word that sounds like another word, even though they have completely separate meanings.

Teacher: "So, class, today I am going to teach you about single-celled orgasms (organisms)"

Students: "HAHAHAH Teacher JUST HAD A VERBAL AUTOCORRECT MOMENT HAHA"

by Y0UR_REAL_NAME. October 18, 2022

autocorrect

annoying as fuck

autocorrect is annoying as fuck

by idk1772829 April 18, 2022

autocorrect

leave me the fuck alone. i swear your such a ducking whore. YOU JUST CHANGED MY FUCKING TO DUCKING- i stg i shall BEAT YOUR ASS NOW! ok leave me alone. stupid whore. oh- thanks for helping me spell stupid right ;)

madison: did you see that?

gandalf: oh stupid autocorrect

madison: what a fucking bitch!

madison again: oh wait she didn’t change the fucking to ducking 😉

by Dogs are my life I luv them January 1, 2021