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Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.
Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.
by Gigi & Key January 19, 2009
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Apurav

The smartest and the coolest. Uniqueness is just another name. He'll be the best person you've had in your life. If you share a bond with him, he'll go miles to keep you happy ever.

And oh, his life partner, she must be born at a magical hour to get a man like him!
You're lucky if you have Apurav in your contact list.
by Inked quill November 15, 2020
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Pink Aura

The general feeling you get while interacting with a guy that makes it obvious he's a girl trapped in a man's body.
Jane felt Mark's pink aura not only from his purple tight pants but also his incessant banter about American Idol
by mong returns December 2, 2010
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auralgasm

The feeling you get while listening to a fantastic song.
Every time I hear "(This Is) The Dream of Evan and Chan" I have an auralgasm.
by The Grammar Nazi July 8, 2004
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Swagger Aura

When a person of unquestionable confidence and general freshness is clearly demonstrating an untouchable force that can only be seen/heard and never approached.
person 1: Oh my, I am speechless at that swagger

person 2: We cannot top that

person 1: I vote we leave

person 2: Defo, his Swagger Aura is heading strait for us
by JollyGunzBarber January 10, 2010
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BadAss Aura

There are people in the world who are known as a badass, but only a select few are of the caliber that the amount of badassness that they contain is so great that it physically resonates out of their body and begins to emit this aura. People who experience being in the presence of someone who has a BadAss aura (B.A.A) immediately feel the overwhelming power of the aura and it reduces drastically the amount of baddassness that one might have had before entering into the aura.
When Mohamed enters the lab, you can feel his BadAss Aura (badass) surround you.
by hp4175 November 7, 2010
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Auralee

"Auralee," is a female, who is headstrong and stubborn, but likely one of the most loyal and generous gals you'll ever meet! Make friends with her, and she'll be on your side FOREVER, but tick her off, and she'll make you pay FOREVER! She may be misunderstood by some, but is cherished and deeply loved by those who know her heart! Has a tendency to make retarded comments and stick her foot in her mouth, but has a beautiful middle tooth to make up for it all, with just enough space around it, to keep letting her foot slide in! A keeper, but you'll have to put up a fight to get her!
"Auralee ROCKS my world!!!"
by shinegurl April 17, 2010
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