astaria

A strikingly beautiful freckled young goddess with long curly dark hair. She is a noble big sister and friend to all, unless you touch her, in which she will growl at you and attack you with her mad juggernaut rugby skills. The sister of Chuck Norris's best friend.

Hey don't touch me!!!!
Sorry, you don't have to be such an Astaria.

by mr,badger hoadger September 24, 2016

Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003

Asstard

An asshole who says or does something so stupid that you believe them to also be retarded.

"Joe said that the holocaust is just a lie made up by the Jewish controlled media and entertainment industry"
"What an asstard."

by Josh Bishop December 16, 2007

Asztard

Born as an outcome of an anal sexual intercourse.
Combination of Bastard & Ass.

I knew this guy was an asztard.

by Dgoe May 16, 2016

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017