ASHTAR

Administrative commander of the airborne division of the Great Brotherhood/Sisterhood of Light whose Commander-in-Chief is known to Earth as Jesus Christ. He commands the protective spacefleet over the western hemisphere.

Don't you dare launch that nuclear weapon.. Ashtar will knock you on your ass.

by queef queef September 13, 2005

ASHTAR

The all knowing pwn sauce in a can. The only competetor to the AMAZING Ryu Hyabusa!

ASHTAR is going to REASON your MINUTEZ

by ASHTAR April 22, 2005

Ashtar the Fox

A homosexual faggot who's likes are admittedly pretty close to the above example. (I have absolutely no shame.) With the addition of pretty-boy men, tomboy girls, and a passion for video games and anime.

Ashtar the Fox is a social anarchist, he could care less about how many people are disgusted by his antics! What sort of crazy shit will he get into next?!

by Ashtar the Fox November 9, 2003

Ashtar the Fox

Also: The Unknown Writer is a liar. I'm not a homosexual faggot, I'm just really, really gay.

by Ashtar the Fox November 9, 2003

athtard

An atheist who behaves like a cross between a 14 year old black metal fan and a foulmouthed drunken college student reading Ayn Rand for the first time. This is what Christians are talking about when they say that atheists are morally and intellectually bankrupt.

Grow up, people; you are a discredit to your (my) philosophical position.

"Those guys from Atheist Network? Pure athtards. They don't deserve the steam off my pee."

by fleetmouse July 30, 2008

Ashtray heart

Someone can have an ashtray heart if they always falls for smokers, then making their hearts into ashtrays as the romance fails and gets put out on their tray, often due to fear and failure of commitment.

I got an ashtray heart.

by CoasterDisks August 9, 2021

Ashtabula

A city in Ohio known for being more worthless than a pile of shit.

Ew, no way are we going to Ashtabula.

by shylzbfkkjbyjbgfyu April 2, 2011