Always Abstinence April

Tradition/challenge involving not masturbating for the entire month of April. Typically a punishment for those who failed No Nut November.

Edgy Boi: Yo, did you beat NNN?
Edgy Boi 2: No. I guess I'll be doing Always Abstinence April.

by Radical Conservative December 28, 2018

Astin

Astin is a cute charming boy who would most likely be your crush but never will be your boyfriend. He would be your absolute good friend, and always will be able to help you work through your problems. He is too much of a sweetheart and nice guy. But don't mess with an Astin, he will get pissed. Astins are usually short, chubby and but cute. He is someone you can copy math homework off of before class, and he will be the shy kid until you become his friend.

Lauren: Oh my gosh, Astin's such a cutie!
Janice: You'll never get him to be you're boyfriend, he's too shy to ask you out!
Lauren: *sigh*

by melanie30293 May 29, 2013

sexual abstinence

Voluntarily not having sex. This could be for a period or for a lifetime. Some people who practice this have spiritual reasons. Others want to avoid pregnancy or STDs.

Did you practice sexual abstinence until you married your wife?
-Yes, and it was worth it too.

by somekid1981 June 30, 2009

abstinence

1. A form of STD/Pregnancy Prevention used by intelligent people. Not necessarily just for the church-ie/"fat" kind of people.
2. A fool-proof way to prevent being a slut.

1. I'm atheist, skinny, and have a boyfriend, but I practice abstinence because I'm smarter than getting pregnant when I'm 15.
2. OMG, can u lyk b leev tat Sara iz abstinent?

by akumu October 5, 2005

abstinence

The single most effective way of protection against STDs. Reportedly 99.99% effective.
Remember Jesus.

Abstinence is the best form of protection against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

by Moonflash September 28, 2005

abstinence

According to recent studies, scientists have come to the shocking conclusion that abstinence is the only full-proof way to not get an STD or pregnant.

FACT

You don't have to be fat, ugly, or religious to practice abstinence. All you have to be is smart.

by the.marionette January 15, 2008

Astibee

a crazy annoying thing which steals anything from your kitchen and eats it

there an astibee

by steady the teddy! February 9, 2009