group-hug acquaintance-assumption

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

assumation

A large gathering of clowns.

-Woah, there are a lot of clowns around here.
-Yeah, I hear there is an an assumation in town.

by Jesse The Man Blackheart January 17, 2010

assumtionate

to make a an uneducational statment

Mr Moore why did you ASSUMTIONATE that I did something wrong.

by Sean Walsh July 30, 2008

assumption

You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

You will think a little harder before you make another assumption.

by Chris h to hissy h July 1, 2005

no assumption

a band who you cant really put a finger on their genre.
they think their the best and have obnoxious attitudes and large egos but the sound they create is loose and crap.
the vocals have a weird sound(much like dying cats)
and overall they sound cliche and suck.
most of the members are deadbeats going nowhere.

ashton- OMG GUYS WE ARE SO AWESOME LETS GO GET DRUNK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALL THE GIRLS WANT ME AND BOYS TOO
zane- I KNOW GUYS IM SOOO COOL I SAID BINGE DRINKING WAS BAD AND I'D NEVER DO IT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. IM SO HOT WITH MY AFRO
ASHTON- YEAH RANGA PRIDE. SO HOT.
ALL-
NO ASSUMPTION R0000000LZZZZZZ

by off-tha-wall October 22, 2008

Assumption College

a small, liberal arts college located in a low-key section of Worcester, MA. Although it is a great school to get an education, The students are either brain-dead athletes who think they're God's gift to everyone around them or sketch balls who wear berets and believe in odd conspiracies.

Bob: Assumption College has lots of normal people.
Harris: Ummm, on the whole, no they don't.

by Awesome Blossom December 24, 2008

assumption

to make an assumption is to make an ass of u and mption

u: i made an assumption
mption: rly bruh

by LudwigVonPhoenix October 24, 2019