Assceritis

When you take a big shit and asshole starts to hurt.

Man 1: "I took a big shit yesterday and got assceritis!"
Man 2: "Wow man, that sucks."

by Chibi-Jessie August 29, 2014

assnerd

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

by thejesusgod January 26, 2006

assneck

An anatomical imperfection whereby an individual has a sufficiently large or high ass such that there is no clear definition of where ass ends and back begins. Ass, back and neck merge into one.

Holy shit, look at the assneck on that fucker, his asscrack ends at his shoulder blades.

by King Toad October 1, 2003

assneck

the area between the cock-and-balls/pussy and the asshole

see also taint

i once saw a chick with her assneck pierced

by mofoya May 19, 2003

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011

Sleep Assnea

When you're a total Ass in your sleep

My boyfriend Elbowed me and pushed me of the bed when he was sleeping,His Sleep Assnea is getting worse

by Sweetmee October 31, 2018

Bad Assness

the act of being bad ass

"i like Roger Clemens bad assness"
"you gotta show your bad assness"

by Ali December 10, 2003