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To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.
The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
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In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
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Friend 4: She’s so hot bro
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