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Asstentation

Contraction of Ass + Ostentation. Most notably on social networking sites.
To get likes & followers she would post butt pics ad nauseum in blatant asstentation. I unfollowed.
by 3gmaxvUD March 12, 2016
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ASSMENE

Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?
by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018
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Asscentionism

When you worship ass, you pray to ass, you believe everything is made of ass, and was created by ass.
I now follow asscentionism and worship ass!
by A55ISTAZTY December 20, 2020
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assmint

the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
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assmint

the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.
In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.
by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022
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asshenti

she is an outgoing, funny, thick bitch. Everyone loves her. When she’s enters the room you turn your head like you do when you hear a car. She’s probably an island girl who has a dog and loves fortnite. She’s the best fortnite player ever!!! She’s a one of a kind and will always be remembered. You will know when she’s in the room just by her lovely amazing voice 🤩 You will regret ever losing her because she is just so amazing. She is breathtaking and absolutely fabulous in any form.
Friend 1: Omg is that asshenti?

Friend 2: YEAH ITS THE GOOD FORTNITE PLAYER

Friend 3: i heard she’s good at editing

Friend 4: She’s so hot bro
by fuckyouandyourmama August 8, 2022
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Assmetrics

Asinine methods to measure, track, assess business processes as a way for upper management to generate an impractical spreadsheet.
We did not get our bonus this year because our sales director has compiled a fiscal revenue report based on assmetrics..
by Panda2980 March 8, 2023
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