asswagon

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

by hay thear October 17, 2003

Assbag

What you call an asshole that is being more than an asshole.

Dude, you're bein an assbag...

by Swami0586 August 28, 2005

assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

Asstag

A game that usually middle school children play, its when you run up behind the opposite sex and slap their butt and thus they are now it.

Hey, man are you playing asstag today cuz' i was just it and passed it on to this chick i know.

by JBreddy November 21, 2010

asslog

A tubular solid excreted from the anus. Comes in various forms. Fun to play with and eat.

Yo! Let me rub your asslog on my face and then feed it to my baby!

by Grabbywanker October 28, 2003

Asswagon

An asswagon is generally anyone who is a complete Jackass. An adjective for someone who is an Asswagon is Asswagonous.

Hey man, that Gabe guy is a real Asswagon
Yeah, he's quite the Asswagonous Bastard

by CaptainConway October 14, 2017

assmageddon

Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.

Bro! Clean the toilet! It’s like an assmageddon in there!

by Glimmer December 23, 2018