AssKnees

N. The Striking "Strategy" of Team Quest Lay-n-Pray fighters, notably Joe "Die" Warren and Chael Sonnen (R-OR). This abomination of a technique is the ultimate non-offensive maneuver used solely to win points and "get the W".

However, recent uses of AssKnees requires one to think that AssKnees may save MMA in the long run, as if you are not good enough to ward of the onslaught of ASSKNEES, you deserve defeat and are a disgrace to MMA.

Sadly, those who suffered the fate of ASSKNEES are not available to comment as they still cannot sit to reply to emails.

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Joe Warren in Bellator, Joe warren vs Kid Yamamoto, Chael Sonnen vs Nate Mardquart and Yushin Okami

Joe Warren continues towards the Bellator FW championship using those assknees to whoop on some legit, but seriously lacking in assknee defense.

by agonz May 15, 2010

Asykin

The goddess of love with an indescribable impact. Beautiful, kind hearted, wild spirit, a loyal friend and most importantly smart and anything good, you name it. However, she can be REALLY PICKY about anything. So, you’re lucky enough if she picks you to be in her life. Get yourself someone like her.

Oh, Asykin. What a dream!

by 72839494 May 2, 2019

half assin it

1.) Doing half the work to make it look like all the work is completed. Normally a symptom of genuine laziness.
ie.) sweeping the dirt under the rug.

Betty has been half assin it her whole life.

by WhiteMouse November 4, 2013

Physician Assing

When you make the doctor or his staff angry and they leave the thermometer up your bum for an hour.

Chris decided that a physician assing was in order, after much harassment from thier patient Lin.

by StrongB December 1, 2021

Assgina

A man or woman's anus that has been penetrated to the point of appearing like a vagina. Usually this occurs when the outer anal sphincter is in a relaxed state. This can also be used to refer to a gay or bisexual man's, Transsexual, or Cross-dresser's anus since it's the main orifice for intercourse in the feminine (submissive) receiver. It can also be used to describe a woman's extremely loose anus - especially when it feels looser than the vagina to the male.

"I fucked that sissy's assgina through a hole in his panties last night."
"His assgina was gaping as I watched his girlfriend bang it with a dildo - she's gonna peg me with it next!"
"I fucked my transgendered friend's assgina last night."
"I tried anal with my girlfriend last night, but switch back to her pussy since her ass was so loose."

by Dill Pickelz August 2, 2014

tear-assing

To move quickly about.

The man hopped in the '57 Chevy and went tear-assing through the otherwise quiet city streets.

by Fascion August 1, 2009

Asskimo

A person who receives or gives anal sex in weather below or at 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

So how was that Asskimo chick yesterday?

Not so good....

Why?

I have frostbite on my balls......

by Sodomy Boy May 11, 2011