An individual (usually a woman) that does clerical work and provides administrative support to his/her co-workers. Usually over-worked and under-paid.
Dumbass: "Hey Jill, when you have a moment can you fax this for me? I'm an idiot and I don't know how."
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
Get the administrative assistant mug.a fancy title for someone who has their own office but is really just a baby sitter and secretary. over worked and under paid. errand boy for the Vice President of Sales.
The Assistant Vice President of Sales is not at his desk right now because he is out grabbing lunch for the Vice President of Sales.
by `/.;' May 5, 2011
Get the Assistant Vice President of Sales mug.Related Words
Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.
Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".
by hotbabyface January 14, 2011
Get the kneeling assistant mug.This is a technical role, requiring previous automotive technical experience and good communication skills
TAC (Technical Assistance Center) AgentA job working in a call centre with no benefits or opportunities, for a company whose name you can't say or spell unless you have a Bombay postcode, windows optional!!
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,
Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits
We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
Any applicants will be accepted so long as you can avoid taking calls phone in sick every time it snows,
Technical experience is not required if you can pick up a phone and take calls you can do this job,, as the Team leaders say you are not employed to fix cars you are here to take calls,
Normally your pay would reflect your experience but not in this role, we pride ourselves at Minacs we reward the employee’s with poor attendance and very little motor trade experience who normally would be sacked in any other job because of the amount of mistakes they have made but not at Minacs we give our staff time out for someone to one table football training, and as many courses as we can get you on..
Holidays you can take them when we say you can take them but we refuse to let you have time off for funerals.
Please apply if you like crap pay no benefits
We are also seeking Parts assistance consultants
Any experience working in KFC in Luton will guarantee you a job in the parts assistance centre as long as you can release calls and not raise cases , travelling expenses to and from work will be paid if your Mother's name is Debbie,
by tobycarvery1 April 27, 2010
Get the TAC (Technical Assistance Center) Agent mug.Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.
by browneyez310 January 17, 2009
Get the Legal Assistant mug.A small, dwarf like creature that lives either under your bed, in your closet, or possibly both. BE WARNED: These creatures are insanely strong and witty. If you ever have the displeasure of meeting one, simply run away as fast as you can, or if you're in your bed, hide under the covers until the screaming stops.
by Clock Work December 30, 2012
Get the Assissin mug.The percent of a basketball player's passes that result in a made basket by the recipient of the pass.
John had 10 assists tonight and Jim only had 5. John had 30 passes for an assistage of 33% while Jim had 10 total passes for an assistage of 50%.
by DTTD December 4, 2013
Get the assistage mug.