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Golden Assist

A Golden Assist is when another person holds a male's penis when he is urinating.
Did you hear? Dwayne got a golden assist last night when he was holding her bags!
by AdrienBoerger January 19, 2009
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Braided Dutch Assist

When two men lock their adjoining arms and harmoniously move up and down to perform the act of masturbation for the other. Their hands are on their own penis. A distant cousin to the dutch rudder.
Dick and Johan were bored in the office and decided to try the 'ol trusty Braided Dutch Assist, or BDA.
by CaptainJack19 September 29, 2011
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golden assist

When a guy's hands are full and he has to pee, then asks his girl to hold it for him.
Brandon got a golden assist after Homecoming because he was holding her purse.
by UnknownNumero1 January 19, 2009
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Manitowoc Assist

When you get away with murder and/or commit a potentially bloody act without shedding a single drop of blood.
Bro, I totally got a Manitowoc Assist this weekend when I my arm was cut off, like all the way off and there should've been blood, EVERYWHERE, but I didn't leave any DNA behind. Zero blood. Zero DNA. Literally NONE. Everyone keeps saying, wait, your arm was cut ALL THE WAY OFF and there's not blood?! You got a Manitowoc Assist.
by Lil Big Stuff April 22, 2016
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Fine Art Assist

(noun) In a photography critique, one participant comes to the aid of a classmate/friend whom is faced with criticism on the composition of one or more of their images. The aide offers a bit of commentary which seems to suggest a deep meaning in the body of work, in order to distract the other participants.
Student 1: The composition in this image is terrible. You cut the person's head off, and the image is underexposed.
Student 2: I have to disagree with you. It is obvious that the photographer was making a conscious effort. The lack of the person's head speaks to their character, as they are afraid to reveal the truth. This person is keeping a secret, and may also be acting as a reflection of the photographer, whom is trying to show how they themselves are lost and cannot stand up confident. The underexposure compliments this virtue, and also adds to the idea that we are all underexposed, and that in order to fully show ourselves, we have to be subjected to public opinion and in some cases, distaste.
Student 3 (quietly to Student 2) : Wow you really saved my ass with that fine art assist!
by honest≠asshole January 1, 2012
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Aim Assist

firmly grasping your dick with both hands when pissing to aim it.
When I piss, I never miss, because I use aim assist
by Boinkadoink September 29, 2018
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Aim Assist

Aim Assist is meant for special ed children and monkeys.
those civilian sheep and there aim assist
by Tellingithowitistruth100 March 21, 2022
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