Assholeosis

A disease that can be fatal,but mostly it incites a verbal schooling or an ass-kicking followed by humiliation(all of which can sometimes cure the inflicted.)
Symptoms include; generally being a dick,stealing candy form a baby,getting drunk and picking fights,etc...

“Look that guy just punched the Dalai Lama!!! He must have Assholeosis"

by Argento Blackgloves August 26, 2013

assholicism

A condition or state of being defined by assholic thinking or behaviors; the term "creeping assholicism" can be used to describe worsening societal conditions that occur when assholes are elected to public office, thereby implementing assholic policies

This country is being overtaken by creeping assholicism; it's the end of civilization as we know it.

by GigiPDX December 20, 2014

Assholiday

An unending, daily celebration of the glory that is being an asshole.

Are you drinking at 8 AM, what is this some kind of assholiday?

by The Vanillist October 4, 2022

Assholiness

The nasty, conceited, pompous, narcissistic, and fucked up behavior demonstrated assholes.

That fucking salesperson was full of ASSHOLINESS!!! The manager should fire her conceited ass!

by Dr. Real Nasty January 10, 2023

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015

assholio

just a longer version of ass hole.

he's and assholio

by christian sartiaguin March 24, 2004

Assholedouchebagdickheads

guys that are man whores and use u or sleep around. but try to come back all the time then change there mind.

timmy ur a Assholedouchebagdickheads!!!

by mrs wonderland January 13, 2011