assfart

Calling out a stupid person by stating the obvious.

damn, scott - you're such an assfart!

by drew May 24, 2004

Assflak

When a hobo shits all over an Office Depot bathroom stall. With shit smeared all over the walls of said stall. Can be done in combination of ass spackling. Must be pronounced like the duck from the aflack commercials. If not pronounced this way one will just sound silly.

Dude! I think that hobo just assflaked all over our fucking bathroom.

by David Love May 18, 2008

assdip

adjective:
someone who is a complete idiot or jerk (or idiot jerk)

noun:
the act of testing the temperature of water with your butt

adj:
Wow! Vince was such an assdip at lunch.

n:
She didn't want to dive into cold water, so she did an assdip to see if it was warm enough.

by Mr. Controversy April 17, 2009

Assfacia

A disease in which your face begins to resemble your hind quarters.

"Nah, she's got assfacia."

by Bluto October 24, 2003

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

assdigger

A person who Fucks/rapes people in the ass.

Did you heard what happened to Bruce?
Yeah, He was fucked in the ass by Chuck,
Chuck is such an assdigger

by pornozano November 8, 2007

Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.

Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008