assange

To have sex with a consenting partner in the morning hours without a condom and later be accused of sexual violation aka "sex by surprise"

Damn, this morning when we were spooning after a night of great sex, Matt assanged me. He is a terrorist and should be hunted down and assassinated!!

by half japanese girl December 4, 2010

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assbag douchehole

Someone who retains the qualities of an asshole and a douchebag so well, a combination of both is necessary to describe that person.

Tim won the lottery and then took your girlfriend, all while wearing a pink shirt with the collar popped, what an assbag douchehole.

by Swartz, J.R. July 24, 2008

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assbinge

when a gay guy, who is upset goes on a sexual escapade

His boyfriend was cheating on him , so steve went on an assbinge

by atia October 12, 2007

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Rusty Assange

Anal sex by surprise

Drew fell asleep on the couch at the party. When she woke up, Ty was giving her a rusty assange!

by BadHorse47 December 22, 2010

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Founder of WikiLeaks. Prolific Publisher of War Crimes, Human Rights Violations, etc. Persecuted by Satan 👺 and his minions.

He is currently serving time in solitary confinement at Belmarsh Prision, London, United Kingdom 🇬🇧. Awaiting extradition to the US 🇺🇸 for exclusively publishing only truth.

“Truth is treason in the empire of lies”

~ Ron Paul 🕊

“If wars can be started by lies, peace can be started by truth.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“Nearly every war that has started in the past 50 years has been a result of media lies.”

~ Julian Assange 🕊

“The pen is mightier than the sword”

~ Edward Bulwer-Lytton ✍️

by mr_carter_da_honkytonk_player_ March 9, 2021

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