assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

Bashar al-Assad

The president of the Syrian Arab Republic. Has managed to survive 5 years of the Syrian War and regain most of the populated areas of the country because of a fair degree of support amongst most groups of the Syrian population.

Opposed by western interests, destructive Gulf states and their puppets on the ground.

As a reformer, under his rule the Syrian economy steadily improved before the onset of the war. Several steps on the way to democracy were also taken such as a multi-party system in the Syrian Parliament, however strangely enough some western observers still claim the country would be better off governed by the allies of the Syrian branch of al-Qaeda even though they strongly oppose democracy as a western invention.

Phrase used by the supports of Bashar al-Assad and the Syrian government:
Allah, Souriya, Bashar ou bas!

by GreenBus November 20, 2016

assidy

another name for someone named Cassidy. usually used when cassidy is being a bitch.

hey assidy, shut the fuck up.

by elle7979 June 25, 2019

assident

fart

oops, I had an assident.

by 46er September 27, 2009

assain

Some stupid person that can't spell assassin.

"Where's the assassin?"
"You mean the assain?"
"Chris, you idiot!"

by Jacke Bennifer July 24, 2017

Assident

An accident caused by an asshole. Specifically a car assident.

On the way to work, I witnessed a car assident caused by someone texting. The assident caused traffic that inconvenieced thousands of other people. Truly an accident caused by an asshole.

by Slushgirl July 23, 2011