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Anal Asphyxiation

A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass.
My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.
by KyleJ April 19, 2006
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asphixiation wank

hanging yourself and trying to cum before you die
dude wheres james ??

i dont know probably had an asphixiation wank
by elliott w February 4, 2009
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Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.
Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014
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autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.
I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.
by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021
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Penile Asphyxiation

Asphyxiation on an erect or flaccid penis, hopefully ending in death
I often have erotic fantasies of Mother and we engage in penile asphyxiation.
by Chou Nox October 17, 2015
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
by bar terminology October 18, 2011
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Automotive Erotic Asphyxiation

Having sex in your running car in a closed garage thus allowing the carbon monoxide to "choke" you and your partner.
Tony and his wife had sex in their crown Vic in the garage and let the fumes choke them while they boned. It was automotive erotic asphyxiation.
by Sparker February 8, 2014
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