asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle

Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus

by Thelegendboomer May 15, 2015

asparagus meaning

an underwater purple cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move

Lukas: hey look at that dick!
ryan: thats asparagus meaning

by cool A October 1, 2019

asdasdasd

it is just a spam text that is sometimes used for some reason when you don't actually wanna enter something

- enter your name
- asdasdasd

by sadasdaasdadasfa August 30, 2021

anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

by doogy man April 4, 2006

aspaztrophe

The misplacement of an apostrophe, resulting in your immediate demotion to the status of complete retard, even if you just had a case of fat fingers and your hand slipped.

Do'nt run, the cow's fell over and thousand's of lemming's are all examples of aspaztrophes.

by spacer_ May 21, 2008

asdasd

80% of the worlds' passwords

its for ppl who are too lazy to think up a password, they just type asdasd

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

asparagust

The smell that wafts back at you while you wee, after eating asparagus.

"I shouldn't have eaten those greens last night Dave! I got got a serious backdraft of asparagust!!"

by dnc1984 February 12, 2014