Ashland, Ohio

Ashland, also known by the teenage population as Assland. Where there is a church every five feet. Also where everyone acts innocent then they turn around and bang each other. The high school has the Arrows as the school team name. Here sports is valued over the music department. The music kids have to work real hard for any support. On the water tower it say "Ashland Someplace special." Town filled with little old people and hipsters. Ashland University is the college in the school. Though you rarely see the college kids. Pretty much everyone knows everyone's business.

Kid 1: Hey did you hear how Sally slept with the football team?
Kid 2: Duhhh Everyone knows.
Kid 1: Guess everyone one would in Ashland, Ohio.

by asslandliver July 23, 2012

Ashlan

Short

Ashlan is short

by Cookie2016 January 12, 2018

Ashland

Ahhhh. Ashland. Whats there to say... We've got a few Dunkin Donuts, a CVS or two, the illest mascot around, and Mr Cummings.

where do you live?
Ashland !
Oh.. let me guess... clocker?
Hell yes ! Suck my clock!
No....

by hoooty hoo January 9, 2008

Ashiana

the baddest bitch you'll ever meet. gay af. will steal your girl. sexc motherfucker. loves music cuz she's an artsy hoe(gay tings). will write songs about you. yessir!

OOGA BOOGA

Gurpreet: Bro you are such an Ashiana!
Ashiana: yes I know. MY FUCKING NAME IS ASHIANA OBVIOUSLY IM AN ASHIANA

by ashianawasnothere November 15, 2020

Ashland ,Oregon

A place that looks like it’s straight out of a story book. There are people singing and dancing on every corner. Everyone that is homeless actually has loads of cash and is homeless for the “aesthetic”. The only jobs people have are; growing pot, a struggling artist, a snobby actor, a bitchy waitress, or a hilarious bartender. If you visit you will always come back. There are many retired old people that run all day but they are very rude, so don’t piss them off. So come on down to Ashland Oregon, where everyone looks dirt poor but makes more money in an hour than you do in a year!

Wow, Ashland ,Oregon felt like it wasn’t real

by Sackpant May 8, 2018

Ashlyan

Likely the product of teenage alcoholism and an unexpected pregnancy. Uncommonly short but packs a lot of personality to up the height. Can sense a snake and will talk shit frequently to express their discontent with said snake, but also can be a good friend to put your grievances with and she knows a good friend when she sees it. Their future will likely be shaped by being a teen mom,(LETS GO RAIDERS!!!) drug dealing, and dropping out of high school. She is a friend to all except snakes...... and spiders

Clayton: EVAN WHERE DID YOU GET THAT WEED FROM!?!?
Evan: Ashlyan
Emily: Oh she talks so much crap about me
Blake: then you’re probably a snake

by Chinamanwhodontlikevitamans July 13, 2018

ashianta

ashianta is the beautiful girl,, everyone wants to be friends with her and she accepts them because she is so sweet. she can get pissed off very easily and mad sometimes but then again, so does everyone else.

“oh i wish i knew ashianta!”
“jUsT gO uP to hEr sHe’LL accEpT yOu

by expensivegorl May 13, 2019