by Issaxqveen July 2, 2017
Get the Ashea mug.Not what it seems. Tourists have no idea, in fact pretty much anyone who has been there for less than 10 years has no idea. It is not downtown and Haywood Rd. It is not somewhere that is friendly to the ignorant or worthy of your trust or assumptions. But it is a great place full of great people if you are either #1 a visitor and real about it, or #2 that you, yes you, are also from the area or have equivalent local experience (at least 10 years, likely 15+). And we know when you're lying so just don't even try. If you flex native on a local you'll get robbed blind and you won't even know it happened you stupid asshat. But if you start thinking about moving away after moving here, you'll find out you can't move away because the quartz, uranium, leylines in the ground, fairly decent drugs, amazing outdoors, wonderful people and culture, and eventual ignorance of what you thought Asheville was, are the things that actually keep you around. At this point, you're fucked. Abandon your dreams for a halfway decent reality.
by Tallywag August 26, 2020
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by Ashvanthy Gashan February 7, 2022
Get the Ashvanthy mug.The more ghetto part of Asheville. Full of public housing, hippies, and mexicans. Also known as "lil tijuana". Lately its become more upscale, and is now known for the shops on haywood rd.
by kiki brown October 16, 2008
Get the West Asheville mug.Asheville, NC is the mountain town of OZ. You move to Asheville to get away from douche-bag types who brag about mediocre country club memberships while watching duck dynasty w/ annoying suburban soccer-mom wives embroidering every stitch of clothing in the house. Here the Southerners are hip and progressive...not boring, backward or prudish. Here people read books, appreciate architecture and eat at Wholefoods, not Golden Corral. Here people respect humans of all colors, familial status, sexual orientations and ethnicity...religion here is about love, not discrimination. Diversity, Creativity, Art and Music are celebrated and instead of a police-state like much of the South, here the police are your helpful neighbors. These Southerners have an honest friendliness, they are not narrow-minded or bigoted and they love to hike, ski, fish, dance, and eat well. People in Ashville go to Europe on holiday...not Panama City Beach. Asheville attracts a better class of human being celebrating life in a kaleidoscope of art and song.
Once I moved to Asheville, NC I was ruined, I knew I could never live in Macon, Georgia again.
Living in Asheville, NC feels more like Colorado than North Carolina...now can we get people in Breck to move to Boone.
Living in Asheville, NC feels more like Colorado than North Carolina...now can we get people in Breck to move to Boone.
by bonvivant-South June 24, 2019
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