The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
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A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising
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