Definitions by Jessikah

Jonker 

To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.

“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”

Jonker by Jessikah June 23, 2021

asda 

A cheap shop which also sells clothes (George for asda)
Is allso very good if you want to shoplift
has rediculus advertising

person one: Im going Asda
person two: Asda price chingching *taps back pocket*

asda by Jessikah April 10, 2007