astrus

Astrus is a fun, loving boy who can be goofy but serious at times. He is very fun to hang out with. He can be a dick to people but is actually respectful once you get to know him. Always there when you need him. Very social and has many friends. He loves video games and is definitely a PS person over Xbox, but prefers to play on PC. He is very loyal in relationships and tends to stick with them long term. He is very hyper and very active. He is amazing at everything he does. Astrus is basically a god, so if you find an Astrus keep him because he’s one of a kind

“Oh wow Astrus how are you so good at this?”

“I’m good at everything I do”

by StormzLordofRain November 15, 2020

asstrumpet

An asshat or asshelmet that makes so much noise or commotion that one cannot help but notice the fact that he/she is an asshat or asshelmet.

Eagle is the worlds biggest asstrumpet.

by EagleSJ January 31, 2005

spooge-asaurus

Always male, this species is unable to control or hold his ejaculation until the appropriate time. Most commonly spotting on college campuses, while hooking up with an extremely hot girl who is, typically, way out of his league. The experience can be quite traumatizing for all parties involved, especially the woman who is usually not impressed at a)being prematurly spooged on, and b)having to wash her sheets immediately after the fact.

The spooge-asaurus left a fossil in michelle's bed!

by mac n fode August 9, 2006

Asstrum

Word coming from Los Angeles in 2010 to represent the dopeness of something. It means pretty much the same thing as dope,fresh,sick etc. Its the new swag!

Dancer - '' Yo that move was Asstrum dawg!''

by smartwater3 March 7, 2010

Astrueurnot

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;

The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.

by (( (OQTIVE) )) March 4, 2016

Asstrumption

An extreme form of insane claim or conclusion

Let's not jump to any asstrumptions, the earth might really be round.

by Wilm Roget October 10, 2016

acatrump

a republican who didn't know the difference between the affordable care act and obamacare, who wanted to repeal obamacare despite them relying on it to live

Mike: Can't believe trump is repealing obamacare
Geoff: Yeah, I feel bad for all of those acatrumps

by pengel29 January 28, 2017