hair assessment

A hair assessment is when one makes a snap judgement about a person based upon their haircut

Two girls making a hair assessment of someone's hair cut:
Girl 1: "Did you see Johnny got a ceasar cut?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, total fuckboy cut."

by PitchATent96 December 30, 2017

First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year

I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse

by SirePapi April 6, 2021

Rick assessment

Verb.

The action of scouting out a location or venue to try and pre-empt the chance that someone will play Never Gonna Give You Up

"Dude, shall we go in this club?"

"Hang on, just let me do a quick Rick Assessment"

by tinnyobeer May 13, 2024

Discussion-Based Assessment

A hellish quiz found in virtual schools, typically held over Zoom, where you meet with your teacher and they ask you questions about what you learned in the current module. Known for causing panic attacks and pre-DBA anxiety. They are even worse if you have a teacher that is very awkward with students.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear what happened to Adriana yesterday?"
Person 2: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "She killed herself because she didn't want to do her Biology discussion-based assessment."

by PlatinumFalls May 15, 2023