Yashing around 

A term used in a boarding school context (in particular but not limited to), when an individual is not in their own bedroom during certain times but rather disturbing others in their own personal space.

Would you quit Yashing around it's 11 O'Clock!

Yashing around by Imran Wood March 7, 2022

Ding-Donging Around 

Verb. Occurs when an individual (usually male) is walking around his house or a locker room naked, not giving a damn that there are other people around him; occurs most often when someone calls you and you're in the middle of changing

Dude, I know the towels in this locker room are moldy, but could you please just grab one and stop ding-donging around?

Ding-Donging Around by Kennyhulpach August 15, 2010

Fuck shit around 

Let’s just do something to waste time, Doing nothing. (The credit goes to Parsa)

Yo Karl, Let’s go outside fuck shit around.
Ayooo, I’m tired. Let’s go fuck shit around in the mall.

Fuck shit around by Datboiprs September 29, 2018

He was just turning his life around 

The phrase commonly said by a career criminal’s family to the media after getting killed by the police or citizen during the commission of a felonious act. The deceased victim’s family will tell tall stories of how the deceased was going to be a sports star or a rapper.

My son graduated Chino State “College” and he was just turning his life around.

He was just turning his life around by Crime don't pay February 10, 2012

hungarian wrap-around 

When you are making out with a random Eastern European person while standing in close proximity to someone with whom you'd much rather be making out (a.k.a. Your soulmate). Your soulmate must also be slaying a rando, preferably a serviceman. Eye contact with your soulmate is required.

Friend 1: "Yo, did you see Ryan giving Nicole the Hungarian Wrap-Around at the tent dance last night?"

Friend 2: "Yea she was totally crushing Fat Coasty with her mouth. But also, Ryan is a fucking chotch."

Friend 1: "Yea seriously. Next time I see him carrying his fucking orgo-playset, I'm going to jandro that shit."

Friend 3 (while shoulder shrugging): "Ayyyyyyy"

Friends 1 & 2: "Shut the fuck up, Cem"

hungarian wrap-around by Jandro69 November 5, 2013

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You 

Fuck you, but without using the word "fuck".

Son: "Mom, I'm really hungry right now, I want some more food."
Mom (Karen): "You need to share with your little sister."
Son: "But she has already eaten three bowls of it already!"
Mom: "She's younger than you, and besides: THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU!!!11!!"
Son: "Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO then!"

The World Doesn't Revolve Around You by VectorFluxion December 2, 2020

Hong Kong Ring Around

When you stick a chopstick down your urethra, run into a wall at full speed, and scream "FREE HONG KONG"

Dave: I just did the Hong Kong ring around!

Jacob: Did your penis split in half?

Dave: Yeah but it was worth it to spread awareness for Hong Kong

Hong Kong Ring Around by EggMaster76 December 6, 2019