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There lived a certain man in Sfakia long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Xaniwtika chicks he was such a lovely dear
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the aristocrats

Title of infamous joke without a punchline. The setup, always the same, begins with a family pitching an act to a talent agent. The middle is improvised, with gross, incetuous and obscene sexual acts often the topic of choice. The joke ends with the agent asking what the bizarre act is called, and the family replies "the aristocrats."
"That doesn't make any fucking sense. Why is 'the aristocrats' funny?"
by Shurloque Homnes January 25, 2005
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a very cool minecraft bedwars streamer on hypixel who is also a moderator on hypixel
Wow ameston is a very cool streamer!
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Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.
Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!
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Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD

This guy is the sexiest guy alive, who isn't even afraid to go half-naked in front of thousands of people, who writes the best punk songs out there with awesome sexy Mike and Tre,

and all of them are just so ... SEXY!
Teen #1: Who's the most SEXY guy alive?
Teen #2: Who?
Teen #3: Billie Joe Armstong's so sexy oh my GOD.
Teen #2: OH! Duh. I knew that.
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aristotle

Perhaps the greatest philosopher of his time, and surely one the greatest philosophers of all time. Aristotle was alive in Greece from 384-322 B.C.

Aristotle is well remembered for his development of "logic." Do note that he did not (obviously) invent logic, however greatly influenced its progression.
His format on which he based his logic was used for centuries after his death -- and much is still echoed even today.

Specifically, Aristotle produced provocative arguments and commentaries centering around humanity and human functions. Among them: the singular lifestyle that, if adopted plurally, would yield true and sustained happiness to all -- forever. However, after hearing a lecture on the subject, you truly need not look any further than the utopias and dystopias illustrated throughout literature, such as in "The Giver" or "Brave New World." Aristotle's philosophy on 'true happiness,' perhaps original for its time, has become almost as common as a cliche' and just as easily passed off as "wishful thinking."

However, the beauty of logic is that it never actually needs to be congruent with realism.
Aristotle said:
"The individual, when isolated, is not self-sufficing, and therefore he is like a part in relation to the whole. But whoever is unable to live in society, or who has no need of it because he is sufficienct for himself, must be either a beast or a god."
by HB <3 SA May 4, 2006
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Arnesto

Great and a loving and caring person. He can be fun and cool to hang out with. He cares for everyone that are friends with him. They will be a great person to be a partner in crime and a loving partner. He can give some good advice when he wants to. He will also keep secrets for you for as long as you need.
Arnesto is a great person and fun to be with.
by The Great Person February 26, 2021
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