The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
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Rumor has it that Sue has jardvicht ardtifical ardvarcht, I knew she had it beforehand because her fingers stunk of raw fecis.
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An uncircumcised cock.
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johnnny game me a wicked reverse aardvark the other day... he busted a nut in my rectum and then proceded to suck it out with his nose... must be one of his fetishes
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Citizens of Aardvarkia unite under the common enemy of Santa Claus. Gather the orcs, gather the trolls. We shall defeat the elves. Christmas is Ours...!
Aardvarkians are some of the greatest of people. Strong of mind. They are the true lovers of life and freedom. Except for maybe that of Santa. The sucker lives at the North Pole with all these little things running around him and he works them like dogs.
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