Definitions by TheGoodReverend
Screen-Yer Citizen
Bigoted elderly individuals who loudly declare that -insert race/orientation/employment status/driving ability- should be deported.
Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
Not to be confused with screenior citizens.
Screen-Yer Citizen by TheGoodReverend September 12, 2010
Hungry Aardvark
The act of finishing the act of fellatio by quickly placing the orifice of one's penis in one of the partner's nostrils and then ejaculating freely, with the streams of ejaculate acting as the 'tongue' of the 'Hungry Aardvark' searching for edibles.
Girl 1: So, how did that date go last night?
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
Girl 2: Fucking lame. As in, Rosie O'Donnell on P90X lame.
Girl 1: Oh, gawd, what happened?
Girl 2: Motherfucker pulled a Hungry Aardvark on me, and I've been blowing white boogers all day as a result.
Hungry Aardvark by TheGoodReverend June 15, 2010