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Dick's smoothie and adoption center

The absolute best best place to go if you want a slave labored and a smoothie at the same time
person 1: I want a slave labored child and a thick and creamy cocoNUT milk
Person 2: Then go to Dick's smoothie and adoption center
by Dick's smoothies_official March 11, 2020
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apophis

1. The villain for the first few seasons in the TV show Stargate SG - 1.

2. The Greek name for Apep, an Egyptian God that was a snake that tried to eat Ra (the sun) every night as he passed through the underworld.
Apophis: I am Apophis, bow down and worship me!

Colonel O'Neill: Shut the hell up
by bob882 July 5, 2004
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Adopt Me

A roblox roleplay game made in 2017 where people are supposed to roleplay and adopt kids, but instead scams each other and beg for pets, and boast their stupid neon shadow dragon.
-Hello, your pet is so cool. Can you adopt me?

-HAHAHA poor noob I will never adopt you
by SaltyMushroom December 5, 2020
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Apoplexy

A lot of anger, or in medical terminology a cerebral stroke, usually caused by a hemorrhage in the brain.
Governor Palin's speech and the apoplectic left. Apoplexy
by Isolo October 25, 2008
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Fantasy Apostrophe

The needless insertion of a silent apostrophe into a place, race or character name in a work of fantasy fiction. The fantasy apostrophe is intended to give mystique and gravitas to an otherwise stupid sounding made-up name. However, it is not always successful in this regard.

See also: Heavy Metal Umlaut
Tom - What you reading, Geoff?
Geoff - I've just started the G'dorf Trilogy
Tom - Any good?
Geoff - Well, there's this dude called Kar'El, a J'olara trader from the Ava'pia region. He's got to get an amazing S'word which will kill all his enemies, the Z'Goff.
Tom - Fantasy Apostrophe overload?
Geoff - Lucky I didn't mention the B'Z'or'ef
by tomh2 December 1, 2010
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Apostrophe

Particularly useful piece of English punctuation for making yourself look stupid. You can do this in three main ways:
1. Putting an apostrophe in when it's completely unnecessary.
2. Leaving it out when it's needed.
3. Putting it in the wrong place.
1. My parent's have taken control of my life.
2. Mat was Daisys hero, til he started ignoring her.
3. I do'nt know how to use an apostrophe.
by NH3 December 18, 2007
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Apostrophe Atrocity

This term is similar to the apostrophe catastrophe, but it is reserved for the most revolting of apostrophe errors. Only a true abomination of a linguist would commit an apostrophe atrocity.
Examples of the apostrophe atrocity:

"Did yo'u do the home'work?"

"I do'nt think that its nece'ssary"

"O'h loo'k, its our Eng'lish teach'er"

"Why i's sh'e cryi'ng?
by Enigmatical November 20, 2010
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