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Abandonware Down

Literally translates to "Not crack up".
Said when something is not funny.
The opposite of crack up.

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Created by finding the opposite of crack(ed) which is obviously abandonware & the opposite of up which has to be down.
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I'm all out of weed and there is no where to get anymore = ABANDONWARE DOWN!
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Bob: "hey dude stop dumping stuff all over the place"

John: "I dump that stuff right there for you"

Bob: "Abandonware Down!!!"

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Bob: "Did you see that homey on the computer poking the
screen with his back-seat browser brothers bothering everyone?"

John: "Yea it's abandonware down all-right
by TAJNOST November 14, 2011
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abandoned shit

While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.
I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.
by dzallah1 August 21, 2011
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abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.
"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}
by a girl0621 January 27, 2007
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Cart Abandonment

While grocery shopping you have a sudden gut bomb attack and have to leave your cart to run for the restroom.
Vicki! I had Cart Abandonment at Cosco again . I really need to cut down on the ruffage.
by Dutch Indian April 8, 2015
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Wreck ASS Abandonment

What Moves You After A Big Fish Dinner
He had a huge piece of salmon for dinner.
Twenty minutes later it was "Wreck ASS Abandonment"
by mickey delphino January 2, 2008
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Abandon

abandon somebody to leave someone, especially someone you are responsible for, with no intention of returning
The baby had been abandoned by its mother.
People often simply abandon their pets when they go on vacation.
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Abandoned

left and not wanted, not used, or no longer needed
an abandoned car/house
The child was found abandoned but unharmed.
There was an abandoned grocery cart in the middle of the road.
Boy 1: I can’t believe you abandoned that child
Boy 2: didn’t like it mate
by Viszuals On YOUTUBE June 2, 2020
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