Antique

To fling a fistful of powder in someone's face when they are sleeping. Usually, flour is used, but other types of antiquing include: granulated sugar, confectioner's sugar, cayenne pepper, black pepper, pancake mix, cinnamon, and chocolate milk mix.

Time to antique that worthless shitfuck.

by Schuyler August 9, 2003

antiqueing

Throwing flour on your roomates face while he is asleep.

Shultz antiqued David while he slept on the floor.

by King Cow December 30, 2003

Antiques Roadshow

PBS program in which expert appraisers uncover the stories and reveal the true value of objects brought in by amateur collectors.

I cant believe how much that old piece of junk on Antiques Roadshow was worth.

by Mister Dangles September 12, 2005

Antiques Road-ho

One who is abnormally drawn to and cannot resist watching the television program, Antiques Roadshow. The spectator may be male or female and may be addicted to the American and/or British versions.

After a four-hour marathon, Jim finally had to face facts; he was an Antiques Road-ho.

by Flex Buffchest November 24, 2009

Antique Wood

an errection of a man over the age of sixty-five.

"That old fuck has a mad case of antique wood"

by The swagenator April 18, 2008

antonite from supreme

Antonite: the biggest simp you will ever see in your lifetime. Antonite often simps for Nani, Poli, and kels and is also pretty horny at times. Also is a mod in Supreme Dankers and is often a third wheel.

North: hey have you seen Antonite from supreme?
,,Saturn: probably simping for Nani or doing something horny
North: yep makes sense

by northxoxo February 5, 2021

antique

To hit someone with a handful of flour while they are asleep, covering their heads. Results in the production of "nose muffins".

Let's antique his sleeping ass.

by Wade March 21, 2003