Anal Cavity

Something that white dudes enjoy shoving various obejects in and out of when they get together in groups. They call it "hazing" or "palling around". Everyone else calls it "gay".

Tyler: Hey bro! Get the guys together this Saturday. Anal cavity time!
Bryson: Yea, Bro! Saturday is for the boys!

by analbeads4ever July 31, 2020

anal bacon

Untidy skin/flesh emanating from the ringpiece, giving it the appearance of chewed bacon. Usually as a result of overly aggressive anal sex but can equally be caused by prolapse or even be congenital.

Lord Asquith met Lady Jane at the Spring ball, and after months of wooing he finally came to court her. In time they were married and there was much rejoicing throughout the land. Alas on their wedding night he discovered she had anal bacon, rendering him impotent. He obtained an anullment later that week.

by Mr. Cardboard July 24, 2012

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

by radfringe December 20, 2008

anal virginity

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Anal Honeycomb

At the end of a long stressful day at work you gather a handful of willing colleagues and set off for the woods. You gather some honey and delicious treats as it shall be a long journey. You then locate a bee hive and have your colleagues gently slather the honey in and around your anal cavity. You will then proceed to smash the beehive and have your colleagues seductively insert the bees into the anus. To finish the process you will proceed to "throw that ass in a circle" and let the bees thrive on your ass honey. When the bees are finished thriving on their treats, you will begin to smack your asscheeks together to eliminate the finicky pests.

Me and jeff got anal honeycombed yesterday!!

by Sweaty Thighs April 22, 2015

anal suicide

That unseen act happening in the stall next to you, characterized by mysterious and horrible sounds and smells, groans and gasps, maybe even cursing or weeping, and usually accompanied by plopping and splashing of water, multiple toilet flushes and sighs.

I swear the dude in the stall next to me just committed anal suicide; it's like all his innards fell out through his ass and he flushed them down the toilet. The smell almost killed me.

by simplyscott December 20, 2012

Anal Kung

The art of deadly flatulence. Well maybe not deadly but certainly bad enough to make the victim pray for death.

Jarrod cleared the room with his unique mix of anal kung.

Jarrod was a true master of the anal kung technique.

Benny a true anal kung warrior was able to attack his opponents across a well ventilated space with ease.

Perry tried to impress his mates with his anal kung style, but unfortunately the only impression he made was to the seat of his underpants.

by Molemagic August 17, 2009