the amount of fucks i give

None

No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0

by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

the amount of crumbs you left

The amount of crumbs you left.

The amount of crumbs you left after you were rude to that person!

by clzdio December 8, 2020

personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect

by I read dictionaries June 12, 2022

Quite a large amount

Quite a large amount is pretty self explanatory it is used when you have a large amount of things typically forks.
Some people don’t have quite a large amount of forks so you must be considerate of their feelings and make sure you do not brag about your quite a large amount.

Person 1: How many forks do you have?
Person 2: Quite a large amount.

by E. Hamburger December 21, 2023

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024

No amount

Wow guys! You are really at a loss, huh? You really don't get it do you? I already told you who knows who I am. I already told you what to do. There is nothing beyond that.

Hym "No amount. Or the maximum amount! It doesn't matter what I say because I will NEVER have to honor any deal I make. I could say yes to everything and it LITERALLY WOULD NOT MATTER. I can say yes and then do what YOU have been doing and ignore the deal entirely and do whatever I want. And even if I COULD do what you wanted... The first thing you would do... Is put a bullet I my head. You're not me. You're never going to be."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025