Lord of the Rings is her religion. Her favorite flavor is vanilla and she always smells like it... except when she smells like a big stinky fart. Alysons fart a lot. But they make up for it by being pretty much the most fun girl around. They are also prone to fits of giggles and the occasional sweaty bum. Alysons are smart, but they don't rub that in your face, unless it comes to the Legend of Zelda, then they will make fun of anyone who cannot get past the Great Decu Tree. Just to be clear: Alysons may be nerds, but they are really hot nerds.
Oh man, that first date went really well! At first I wasn't sure because she looked waaay too hot for me, but then she farted and I knew she was the one. She's a total Alyson.
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She carries herself well and is very sexy, Alyson loves food and is really fun to be around.
She is a fine ass girlfriend, very loyal/ride or die. Alyson can be very loud and funny, and really entertaining.
Alyson is a great friend to have she will always have your back and will be there when you need her.
Her vibe is IMMACULATE.
Alyson doesn't give a fuck bout what people gotta say, she always walks with a purpose.
Alyson has a hour glass, slim thick petite with it BODY.
Get yourself and Alyson she is the best to get.
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Alyson's best friend left her and she's been sad for months and doesn't call anyone best friend because best friend is always going to be the title of her best friend.
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