People who meat ride Michael Jordan so hard that they attempt to discredit everything Lebron James, Kobe Bryant or any other great basketball player. Airsexuals do this in an desperate effort to attempt to preserve Michael Jordan legacy.

Oh this new generation is soft! Fouling was at an all time high! Fouling equals skill! But I’m not an airsexual! Jordan never played mailman Lebum did. Lebum made super teams! Airsexuals don’t exist we just know real basketball includes fouls!

Airsexuals by The Airsexuals Identifier July 17, 2021

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Allosexual

A person with a fetish for swallowing metal in bed

Breeze: Did you hear that Elend married Vin?
Sazed: That makes sense, I think. Vin likes to swallow metals in bed, and Elend is an Allosexual.

Allosexual by MrHiTech January 18, 2023

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allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

allesexual by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

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Alosexual

The opposite of asexual.

An alosexual person feels attraction to other persons like heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, pansexuals, etc.

These persons feel sexual attraction, regularly or in general

I'm homosexual, that means that I'm alosexual, as I feel sexual attraction.

Alosexual by geophyta April 30, 2022

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