A drink only known to Yurt bar patrons and travel medicine doctors expressed from the almond bits of a yak.
"That Almond Yak had quite a kick", said the bar patron, after finding himself on the ground behind an angry Mongolian yak.
by I’rom Man December 11, 2020
Get the almond yak mug.An Alfonsius is usually incredibly attractive and most of the time can literally audition to become a model. An Alfonsius is typically an athlete which causes for him to have a slender or lean body, making them even more so the eye candy they are. They also have great personalities and are often surrounded by friends and simps, making them easily some of the most popular people in any situation. They are made all the more perfect with their natural intellect and talents, be it in bed or with regards to their academics, an Alfonsius should rarely be single as long as women or gay men exist.
Girl 1: Omg who's that cute guy over there?
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
Girl 2: Don't you know? That's Alfonsius!
Girl 1: He's so hot! Is he single?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way he's single; He's too perfect!
by OhlookImoaned June 22, 2021
Get the Alfonsius mug.Sexiness overload in a creature walking the earth. Half man half sex god that charms all the girls. Usually doesn't give a fuck or overthinks too much (it's rare to have things in between). Knows EVERYTHING about sex, rarely single (usually taken by hot girls and even when he is taken he usually has a bunch of other girls fantasizin about him) Usually super hot and attractive and someone lots of man would go gay for. Alons are mostly cool and super chill and about half of the time super popular.
Alons usually come from Israel.
Also someone u can usually get some dope from.
Alons usually come from Israel.
Also someone u can usually get some dope from.
1. Let's ask Alon how many girls he banged today.
2. Alon is so hot and attractive I would go gay for him if he would love me back.
3. Yo wanna ask Alon for some relationship advice?
4. Alon gave me all this weed 2 days ago.
2. Alon is so hot and attractive I would go gay for him if he would love me back.
3. Yo wanna ask Alon for some relationship advice?
4. Alon gave me all this weed 2 days ago.
by Leila CM September 8, 2016
Get the Alon mug.Russian variant of Helen(a), it is of Greek and Latin origin. Also a variant of Alena and Alana. Means "torch", "light", or "beautiful". Girls with this name are usually strong and beautiful women of European descent, and are stereotypically blue-eyed blondes or brunettes.
by pseudonym123456789101234454636 March 23, 2012
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by Rovendaledes February 3, 2010
Get the Alyona mug.Doctor: "What's you're first name?"
Alonso: "Alonso".
Doctor: "You're kidding me".
Alonso: "What?"
Doctor: "That's something else I've always wanted to say".
Doctor: "Allons-y Alonso!!"
Alonso: "Alonso".
Doctor: "You're kidding me".
Alonso: "What?"
Doctor: "That's something else I've always wanted to say".
Doctor: "Allons-y Alonso!!"
by mabiniss2 November 23, 2010
Get the Allons-y mug.A shitty school where none of the teachers care about you. Especially the principal and counselors. You get lunch detention or detention for the most retarded reasons. And dress coded for just showing 1 mm of ur stomach. Most of the kids there are dumbasses and in class watching them try to get the answer right is annoying asf. Especially when the question is hella easy.
Person 1- “I hate my school.”
Person 2-“ What school do you go to?”
Person 1-“ Algonquin Middle School”
Person 2-“ Oh shit that school sucks no wonder you hate it.”
Person 2-“ What school do you go to?”
Person 1-“ Algonquin Middle School”
Person 2-“ Oh shit that school sucks no wonder you hate it.”
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