noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.
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Albjon is just a really uhhh he is equal to god he is compared to Roberts very often even though Roberts never match up to such a demigod. He is cool.
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by Litboii236 July 16, 2017
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by Truthful5 May 26, 2017
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"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
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