alpha male

A alpha male is the dominate one in the group. Never to be messed with.
Wow Cloud 9 Mendokusaii is such an alpha male I wish I was as cool as him
by Jackzun January 16, 2017
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Alpha Male

A defence mechanism used by men who are unable to compete in one or more arenas of modern society, and so must compensate by subscribing to an outdated and and obsolete notion of masculinity. The moniker of "alpha male" is most often bestowed onto the man by himself, rather than an outside source.
Society: You can't have sex with that woman because she already has a boyfriend.

Alpha Male: But I'm an Alpha Male and he's at least 3 inches shorter than me! This is too hard! Why can't it be 10,000 BC again?
by SubmarineTragedy February 04, 2018
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Alpha Male

A cocky, obnoxious dude who is insecure and deals with people by putting them down. He is small so he acts big. Often these flaws come from his immaturity and low social status. They have no real power so they feel the need to exude jock male attributes to put themselves over.
I hate how John Doe treats people, he's such an alpha male.
by lff-2000 March 25, 2022
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Alpha Male

The try-hard of gender: masculine edition.

See also: dudebro, Nice Guy (tm), fukboi, asshole
I AM AN ALPHA MALE WHO CHUGS WHISKEY WHILE RIDING A TIGER AND PLAYING FOOTBALL AND SAYING 'NO HOMO' AND HAVING EMOTIONALLY DETACHED SEX WITH HIS PENIS TAPED SHUT
by LizardWizard1 August 06, 2017
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One of the 10% of males who engages in 90% of the total fucking.
Pullin' skanks is easy for an Alpha Male such as myself!
by Nasty Nadz May 30, 2006
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The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
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alpha male

A domineering and aggressive male. Instinctually forces his will upon other males and females to get his way through any means necessary, including violence. Unhibited and primitive.
Have you seen the way the boss runs the show...he's definitely an alpha male.
by iceveiled July 01, 2006
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