Yijkstra's Algorithm

A description of an algorithm or computer routine that produces poor or hinky results. This is a reference to Dijkstra's algorithm.

Oh damn, that's a major Yijkstra's algorithm, 40 percent of monte carlos show the rocket smashing into the ground.

by the_fat_greek_mathematician September 15, 2021

Alnoor

1. Arabic origin meaning Ali's noor (light)
2. A tall Ismaili baller with amazing sense of humor, heart of gold, and taste for classy women:)
3. A loving and caring man, hard not to love <3
5. BARNEY!!

Look at that Alnoor, winning all those women with his confidence and carefree attitude!

by sexxichik October 7, 2010

Alora

Alora. A beautiful being. Stature of a goddess and the giggles of a goof. Probably the most down to earth of all the goobers. She’s the girl you want.

“Geez Alora was the cutest last night, complete Cuddlebug.”

by AustiBoo February 26, 2018

Agnorant

Someone who is both arrogant and ignorant.

Gloria: ”Hey Jim, do you want to come to get some ice cream.”
Jim: ”No, I’m too good to be seen with a girl like you!”
Gloria: ”Wow, you really are agnorant.”

by B Talented January 13, 2008

agnorance

the combination of arrogance and ignorance
- to be clueless and prideful of one's attitude at the same time
- embracing the concept that you believe you are way more important than your are in reality
- a confidence in not knowing as much as you portray

The author's agnorance was on complete display as they took credit for creating a word.

by Roland P. Hawkins September 7, 2017

Allord

A woman who enjoys the thrill of peeing standing up with or without a shenis. Often mistaken for a transvestite when seen from behind at a urinal, but can be confirmed female by a quick and brutal pantsing, inevitably followed by a quick retreat.

"I thought that bitch was a man, so I yanked down his pants but it turned out she was just an Allord. She sure punched like a man though."

by QueenMidas February 7, 2010

Algorithmed

Having your comments, art or videos hidden from view by an automatic process employed by a tech company, often as a result of a form of soft censorship that is built into the algorithm employed by the tech company to suggest or deliver content to a viewer.

Usually the algorithm selects which content to hide based on political or financial interests of the tech company or its internal culture, when it lacks the human resources needed to hide such content.

Half my videos are demonetised and the rest can't be discovered by new people because Youtube has me algorithmed because we talk about things they don't want us to talk about.

by TheSpeakerOfTheHouse February 25, 2020