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almost crimes

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.
"that chicks almost crimes, man."
by 21s September 25, 2005
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almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice
Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings
by /b/vader March 29, 2010
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Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.
"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?
by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017
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you're almost kurae

a conditional term used to compliment someone whenever they achieved the greatest goal in their life. But since the term "kurae" is the greatest, godlike state of approval, they will never, in their life, to achieve such compliment. so whatever great things you've accomplished, still, you're almost kurae.
oh shit kevin, you finally beat the final boss of your life. YOU'RE ALMOST KURAE!!
by degozenko September 3, 2020
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This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
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almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking
Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!
by Lu1u February 28, 2009
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The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM
Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?
by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008
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