Allenization

People who are addicted to Earth, Wind & Fire band, especially a song September, they always think and sing the song everywhere

Joe became a member of allenization, he cannot stop singing the song.

by TFHim October 9, 2020

General Alden

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021

Allentown

Wal-Mart version of Philly.

Allentown...the Netflix adaptation of Philly.

by Tjenks90 June 12, 2019

Tanya Granic Allen

Also known as the anal sex lady.

A leadership contender in one of Canada's major conservative provincial parties. Tanya Granic Allen identified anal sex as the evil that is distracting children from learning math. To prove her point, she, at a televised debate with other contenders, lavishly peppered her speech with lots of anal sex references and succeeded in distracting everyone.

Guy1: I don't get her; "anal sex" would barely be mentioned even in the new Sex Ed curriculum. At most, kids will hear it maybe once in a fraction of 1% of the school year.
Guy2: A fraction of 1%, 100%; you say toh-may-toe, Tanya Granic Allen says toh-mah-toe. She was too distracted by anal sex during math class to learn the difference.

by Anal Sex Math Geek March 10, 2018

dirty ray allen

Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.

"Yo dawg, I skied from 3 point land and Dirty Ray Allen'd that bitch!"

by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006

Allenah

Name describing one who’s loyal, down to earth, open minded and much wiser than their age.

Allenah is a real one bruh.

by T.Chima January 4, 2019

Alden's Number

This number is the result of an equation done by scientist Voash N. Alden to find the estimated number of pedophiles in a 1.5 kilometer radius.

Using Alden's Equation, I found that Alden's Number is roughly 6.90.

by Senboy123 June 23, 2022