Nigger Alarm

An alarm at alerts you when there's a nigger in the area.

No one: ...

Nigger Alarm: Nigger Warning, Nigger Warning, Nigger Warning.

by thedickwaddle July 30, 2019

Alara

Alara is kind,funny, bubbly girl. She tends to overthink generally every situation despite her overthinking she doesn’t hesitate to say her opinion on a situation and she will verbally attack you if you get on her nerves. Alara is someone at first may think is rude and ignorant but once you get to know her she is the most gorgeous and sweet person you ever could meet. She enjoys going out and living in the moment she has anger issues but at the same time is funny af.

girl I think alara is the best mf person

by _hinkckicooch December 9, 2020

Farm Alarm

(n.) - A set alarm used solely to harvest your crops in Farmville to prevent them from withering. This includes setting it very early in the morning, or during the day to tell when your crops are ready.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
Farmer 1: "...What the hell, it's 4:30 in the morning.."

Farmer 1: "Oh shit, that's the farm alarm! My artichokes are finally harvested!"

by m.Cdowd September 18, 2009

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

smarm alarm

An instinct born of experience that tells you an insincere and ingratiating person is approaching.

Wow, I think Melania must have either ignored or totally disconnected her smarm alarm on the day she met the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2020

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006

alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.

Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!

by thenameisriley April 11, 2013