Team Alice

What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.

Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."

Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"

Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."

by Q-City Wordsmith November 24, 2009

Alexey

Sexiest Russian name ever, guy who has this has at least an 8 inch dick, lives in a small wooden cottage in the forest of snowy Russia and only comes out at night to lure people into his cottage and give them tomato soup.

Omg that guy is so hot! He's got a girlfriend Sophie but I'd still do him! He must be called Alexey.

by SonyaSponge January 7, 2017

Alice Cullen

One of the only characters in the Twilight Saga(along with Jasper Cullen) who is interesting, and is not plain, yet she and Jasper are completely forgotten and are mentioned vaguely throughout the series.

Alice Cullen, along with Jasper, are the only characters in the Twilight Saga that are interesting.

by Mjtmaster June 21, 2011

Alexee

An amazing friend, she may seem shy at first but as you get to know her she’s really funny and there for you. She can be rebellious at times but that just makes her better. Might not have the greatest self confidence but she’s super beautiful inside and out even if she may not notice it.

Alexee’s my best friend
Hey do you know that pretty girl called Alexee?

Yeah! She’s amazing

by Jasmine5505 October 2, 2018

Aliena

A beautiful loving friend. Always likes to mess with you and make HILARIOUS jokes. Hot and any guy is lucky to have her.

YO! Aliena you lookin sexy!

Girl, Aliena's is one of those gals who can just always make you happy!

by RudeKidInThePark September 19, 2018

Alice

Alice is a girl who is smart, beautiful, talented, and respects everyone. She thinks ahead, and always stays positive. She knows everyone is different and doesn't treat others like they mean nothing.

"Hey, she's really nice, she's probably an Alice."

by penguins4life78 December 31, 2014

Dirty Alice

After taking a large amount of LSD one would stick their penis in a rabbit hole and scream I'm in wonderland as they ejaculate.

Damn fam I took so much LSD last night I went out into the woods and did a dirty Alice

by Chewing on Chewbacca January 1, 2017