albert 

1. someone i can read like a book
2. someone who LOVES face rubbing sessions.
3. a true FONDLERRR
4. a sweet person i would love to have in my life.

prince charming is just like an albert.
ok, i lied ;

albert by KWINHnotKWIN October 18, 2008

Albert 

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

Albert by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

Albert 

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

Albert by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Albert 

A name

Remember Albert from our class at school? He changed his name to Einstein

Albert by frabrizio January 13, 2019

Albert 

An Albert is a strong man who will stick up for what he cares about. An Albert will always have a penis or large size. He has fucked your mother and that’s the reason he is a real motherfucker. He is popular and has Girl’s around him all the time, and he will not give a shit on what you say.

Albert is my boyfriend

Albert by A8l October 10, 2019

albert 

a cool name for a cool guy. a very common name for someone from massachussetts. the sad part though is this name usually means the person doesnt have a lot of friends.

albert burbank, albert einstein

albert by unknown_name334 June 10, 2011

Albert 

albert is a whore. he is being a bitch.

omg he’s such an albert

Albert by turtle dancer 3784 December 17, 2019