Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"

That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.

by billho July 15, 2011

Deep in Aladdin's sand

To be overwhelmed with work, or a lot of small tasks that seem never ending.

Person 1: Hey You busy?
Person 2: I'll say, I'm deep in Aladdin's sand right now!

by Noztromo December 22, 2020

Aladdin

A shitty ripoff of richard williams the thief and the cobbler, designed to keep the standards of animation low.

I fucking hate Michael Eisner and how he wants to keep the animation standards low by creating Aladdin.

by doodeet3 November 28, 2021

they are going to kill your aladdin

Whos aladdin and why do I need to keep my mouth shut??
Definition: these people need to be on meds and they are asking for help.

*walking minding own business
Person(s) walk up, "keep your mouth shut or they are going to kill your aladdin."

..I don't know whom they are referring.

by SuldBw0√√y October 10, 2023

Aladdin’s carpet

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet

The act of having sex with a monkey on the floor (more specifically a carpet) while being high. This is commonly done between a middle aged man and a very young monkey in a form of bestiality. This is referred to a magic carpet because the carpet flies when you are high.

Clax and the monkey names John had aggressive butt sex after passing around a blunt. This ended up occurring on a carpet for comfort, resulting in Aladdin and Abu’s magic carpet.

by Munt Master April 7, 2025

Aladdining

This definition of the situation when a person appears in your life and help you to solve your problems.

Basically, you are as the main character, Aladdin, who meets Jinny and receiving his help.
Example: the girl's boyfriend helps her to solve her problems.

He was/is my Aladdining

I need some Aladdining in my life

by Chris. Just_chris. May 7, 2019