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Airport Effect

An effect where suddenly everyone in the airport is extremely attractive and you start planning your future with them knowing you’ll never see them again.
Everyone here is sooo hot!
You must be experiencing the Airport Effect
by lemourfan37372 May 5, 2022
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Manchester Airport

An airport in the worst country and city in the world whom the arrivals section makes you disappointed and makes you want to explore the departures section again after your holiday. You will miss your time spent at the airport and it will be the primary reason why you want to travel from it over and over again, only for the fucking staff to deny your entry when you want to explore the departure area or do some plane spotting only because you "are not a passenger".
Damn, I want to explore Manchester Airport again. I an feeling nostalgic again.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
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Denver International Airport

Denver International Airport (DIA) is a major international airport located in Denver, Colorado. The airport is on the northeastern portion of the city.

It ranks among the top 10 busiest airports in the United States and is the largest airport in area in the country. It is a major hub for United Airlines and the operations base of United's low-cost subsidiary Ted. Frontier Airlines, one of the fastest growing discount airlines in the US also uses DIA as their main hub. The airport uses DEN as is its IATA airport code and KDEN as its ICAO airport code.

DIA replaced the old Stapleton International Airport in 1995, making it one of the youngest major airports in the US. It was built by the initiative of Denver mayor Federico Peña, but its construction ran into many problems.

Nowadays, the main complaint about the airport is its distant location from the city center, necessary to accommodate the airport's vast size (137km²). The airport also charges high landing fees to airlines in order to offset its hefty construction costs. Tickets to and from Denver are very expensive, lessening its appeal as a cross-country hub.

DIA has three midfield concourses. They are spaced far apart, and if the inter-terminal people mover system breaks down, it becomes difficult for passengers to board their flights on time, which has only happened once since the airport has been opened. The basic layout is very similar to Atlanta's airport, except that departures and arrivals are on different levels of the terminals.

During a major blizzard in 2003, the heavy snow tore a hole in the one of the terminal's characteristic white fabric roofs, which were designed to be reminiscent of the snow-capped Rocky Mountains in winter.
"Dude, DIA is like one of the leetest airports in the world!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 20, 2004
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Airport Toe Wrestler

Another gay euphemism. Likely defined by gay men who frequent bathrooms in airports looking for gay sex, typically by running their hands on the stalls or tapping their toes to get another gay mans attention
Larry Craig, the Senator from Minnesota, has always been staunchly opposed to gay rights, however, it turns out that hes just another closet case airport toe wrestler.
by O'Barack June 23, 2009
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Airport rape

To get raped constantly for your cash just because you're in or around an airport, whether it be the £15 pound burger, the taxi/bus fare that's twice as much just because you're ripe for the picking, or the "Duty Free" at the airport which costs twice as much as the same goods that can be bought on the plane
I just bought some tobacco at the airport for £60, yet it's only £30 now I've got on to the plane, I've just been airport raped!
by Hugr October 21, 2010
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Circling the Airport

Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.
"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"

"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."
by davymid May 11, 2010
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airport security

Anal cavity probe accompanied by veiled intimations that the recipient is likely a drug-smuggler and/or terrorist.
That joke's totally not racist; you can give anyone the airport security!
by Dostoyevski February 14, 2012
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