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Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade

The act of nutting and having it french kissed into your ass while yelling “It’s Tool Time!”
Hey I heard some slut French kissed Aden’s nut up his ass, she gave him Tim Allen’s Hand Grenade
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Keegan Allen

AKA the best abs on television. Best known for his role as bad boy Toby Cavanaugh on ABC's Pretty Little Liars. One half of the amazing couple, Spoby.
What did you think of the latest episode of Pretty Little Liars?

It was amazing, Keegan Allen took my breath away. Did you catch those abs?
by makehimmine November 10, 2011
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Ailene

Hard to define, yet there is a definite characteristic of strength and independence in people with the name Ailene. The name carries a legacy of determination and strong elegance.
That Ailene, she is one amazing woman.
by KayeAilene June 22, 2011
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adlena

Smart and sassy. When an Adlena says something you know they seriously mean it. Adlena's are good friends to have because they will stand up for you no matter what.
Wow that was strong. She sure is a true Adlena.
by love 101bear January 26, 2016
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Ken Allen

Ken Allen (February 13, 1971 – December 1, 2000) was a Bornean Orangutan at the San Diego Zoo. He was among the most popular animals in the history of the zoo because of his many successful escapes from his enclosures. He was nicknamed "Hairy Houdini". His escapes included disassembling the cages he was meant to be kept in, climbing out of his enclosures, walking amongst the customers as though he were a regular, teaching other Orangutans to escape, and bully his arch-nemesis, Otis, another male Orangutan whom Ken Allen absolutely hates. He became a cult icon, not unlike Harambe.
Zookeeper 1: Oh my god, he got out again?
Zookeeper 2: ... Was it Ken Allen again?
Zookeeper 1: Yeah. And the other Orangutans got out of the enclosure, too. I think Ken taught them how to escape.
Zookeeper 2: HE DID WHAT!?
by akuwardmoments June 7, 2020
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Allen Highschool

School filled with suburb thots who think getting a used jeep is the worst thing in the world, AP kids complaining about a 4.1 gpa, and hallways filled with drug dogs and bitch ass teachers. 20 Percent of the freshman class last half a semester before they switch to private school.
You go allen highschool? Fuck off you pot headed shitbag
by TROOTHFAIRY May 30, 2019
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Alena

The best and wholesome girl youll ever meet.
My girlfriend is an Alena type of gf.
by Qesivenixivanequizenolefanepse December 1, 2020
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